hugglez4eva: I’m sad I went through my entire school career with not one teacher saying
abgroovy: Clara was on Gallifrey. Which means one of her echoes was a time lady. At one point Clara was a time lady.
canyousonicme: GOODBYE, SWEETIE.
slow clap for the Doctor Who editing team in the...
trustyourtennant: it was gorgeous
misteroswald: bbc weather right now: high chance of tears across the entire planet
longlivetheatre: for one single second i thought the doctors name was “please” and was incredibly confused.
son0fcoul: if jenny is really dead i am gONNA BE SO UPSET
lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
morristibbs: acrocalypse: morristibbs: cutting toxic people out of your life is like flossing it hurts like a bitch and sometimes you cry and bleed but once its overwith everything is minty fresh and clean feeling and you can have a good day Who the frick crys why flossing hey now we aren’t all Dwayne The Rock Johnson here
dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
geargie: I don’t think I could ever be a dude and have sex I mean I can’t even put a pencil in a pencil sharpener without writing all over the face of it
too-pretty-to-die: spooningcaptainamerica: neilpatrickheaven: dadegbert: “how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago” the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from” The quadrilogy: how the...
colorado-wannabe: So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
xxic: i-live-for-glitter-not-you: i-live-for-glitter-not-you Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T???? stOP THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER...
sweetguts: almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
Nature is busy creating absolutely unique individuals, whereas culture has...– Jiddu Krishnamurti (via showslow)
gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
Aquariadise: I Hate Your Present →
bettablogging: Time to put on my Grumpy Cat hat. Don’t Give Pets as Presents. No, I’m not listening to your excuses. From puppies to betta fish, do not give pets as presents. Getting a pet requires planning and research, neither of which happens when you give one as a present. It’s…
thats-slightly-raven: thats-slightly-raven: My back garden has full wifi coverage can I get a heck yeah A bee just stung my foot I hate nature I’m never going outside again everything is lame and stupid