when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us
i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days
wait it doesn’t end there
Um. Cates? I think this is us.
DON’T HIT ME.
"One male poet approached me after a performance and said, “I don’t mean to be rude, but do you ever write about anything other than the struggles of women?” I replied, “I don’t mean to be rude, but take your finger off the trigger and I’ll stop.” After all, who among us ever wanted to speak about these things? What little girl dreams of growing up to write ‘rape poems?’ About violence? About the muffled voices of women worldwide?"
— Andrea Gibson (via noair)
why do people like fall
NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD
102 chicken nuggets
why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hellGetting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets
but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS
this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
One Night of ceasing to give a single fuck about anything, let alone a cough.
NyQuil’s got nothing on this shit.
Omg and it was a compound? What other ingredients did you have to mix it with?! THAT wasn’t enough?!
that One Night will be your LAST night fuck around wit this shit dawg
Lol “skillfully combined with a handful of other ingredients”
These niggas said “fuck a cough” and “fuck everything”.
NIGHT NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER
I love that there’s fucking chloroform in this shit. Like, go the fuck to sleep.
This is perfection.
FUCK THIS SENSATION
English Cream Dachshund